Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(2) DILDO.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(3) VIBRATOR.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

When does a woman know she is cumming?

(1) STRAPON.

(2) YOUPORN.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(4) CONDOM.

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(1) XNXX

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

(5) LINGERIE.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(3) XHAMSTER

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.